We bought a new 4 slice toaster earlier today.

We haven’t had a toaster in about 2 or 3 years. Anyway, we tested it tonight and the damn thing doesn’t work properly! It has 2 independent controls so it can do 2 slices without heating all 4 elements. One side works, the other side pops the bread back up after 5 seconds. . .every time, all the time! Damn modern appliances!!