Chalk and cheese.

I’ve just been listening to the local radio station. They played the new Spice Girls single. . .well, whatever. It’s totally forgettable. Unlike Kylie’s one. . .which is fab! Straight after they played the Spice Grans song they played All Saints’ Black Coffee. That song is still KILLER after all these years. They were *so* ribbed when they released Rock Steady, but it is 50 times better than the Spice Grans song. Seriously!

Name a type of bean?

I watched this last night on TV. Thank GOD, someone put this up on You Tube. This is just brilliant. It’s from Family Fortunes (otherwise known as Family Feud elsewhere in the world).

Can you name another type of bean that ISN’T a baked bean?

People are C*nts!

Just read this story on the BBC News website. Man, I don’t wan to live in a world like this! People are f*cking sick and f*cked up!! Please be aware this story is about animal cruelty. If you are easily upset, you might not want to read it.

Read story

Chrissy’s cubby-hole.


This was how I found my baby girl last night when I went to bed. That is the view from the little void open from the wardrobe doors. Little Miss Princess was on the shelf where all the towels are, moulting her hair all over them.

Although she is a total minx, I love her to bits.

OK everybody, after me…


If this face greeted YOUR marriage proposal, what would YOU think?


This was the face that greeted the character Pepper on neighbours when she asked Adam to marry her. NICE! What would you think if you were greeted with this face?

Anyway, it transpires that although Pepper is quite “into” Adam, she proposed purely for “marriage of convenience” purposes, to help him able to stay in Australia. NAUGHTY!

BBC E-mail: Fat squirrel trapped behind bars

I just saw this headline on the BBC News website and thought I’d have a look.

** Fat squirrel trapped behind bars **
A grey squirrel is rescued from a bird feeder after it eats so many peanuts it is unable to get out.

(full story here)

Happy Pussy?

Mrs Slocombe anyone?

I received a birthday card in the post yesterday from Cheryl. It’s of a picture of a kitten surrounded by CGI frangipani flowers. Anyway, there was a caption on the back which described the picture on the front (printed down the right side):